Episodes

6 days ago
Episode 123: Science, B*TCH! Pt. 1
6 days ago
6 days ago
In this episode, the broads channel Bill Nye (they Bill-Try) and quiz each other on complex scientific theories, methods and laws. Listen in as they mispronounce, fumble, mumble and fabricate their way through the first and worst Ted Talk of 2026.
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Monday Dec 29, 2025
Episode 122: Happy Boo-Year, 2025 Wrapped
Monday Dec 29, 2025
Monday Dec 29, 2025
The broads look back on the last year's highs and lows while taking inventory of all the good Karma the universe owes them in 2026.
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Wednesday Dec 24, 2025
Episode 121: Buzzballs, Hallmark & Holiday Blunders
Wednesday Dec 24, 2025
Wednesday Dec 24, 2025
In this episode, your favorite Ho Ho Hoes discuss the unique plots in Hallmark movies and read holiday blunder stories - all while sipping on a festive Buzzball. Can Sepideh hold her liquor? Tune in to find out.
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Monday Dec 08, 2025
Episode 120: Stress, but Make it Sexy
Monday Dec 08, 2025
Monday Dec 08, 2025
The broads are struggling. Lindsey and Sepideh share what's currently stressing them out and compare them to sexy relationship tropes.
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Monday Dec 01, 2025
Episode 119: DEMONS, BE GONE!
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Monday Dec 01, 2025
Lindsey and Sepideh unpack their exorcism toolkit and share their tips to banishing demons or your aunt Linda.
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Monday Nov 24, 2025
Episode 118: International Boss Broads
Monday Nov 24, 2025
Monday Nov 24, 2025
Traveling for work is not just business-class, power-suits and fancy dinners for these broads, it's also an opportunity to debase themselves in front of HR.
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Monday Nov 17, 2025
Episode 117: First Times & Fine Messes
Monday Nov 17, 2025
Monday Nov 17, 2025
We're taking you back to all the unforgettable (and mildly traumatic) firsts—first time driving, first apartments, first crushes, first time cooking without adult supervision. From freedom to failure, the broads relive the chaos of figuring it all out for the first time.
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Monday Nov 10, 2025
Episode 116: Craigslist - The Internet’s Yard Sale from Hell
Monday Nov 10, 2025
Monday Nov 10, 2025
From haunted dolls to slightly used sex toys, the broads dive deep into the weird, wild, and why-does-this-exist world of Craigslist. Whether it's free piles of mystery trash or an enormous dairy substitute, we're unpacking and gift wrapping the strangest finds.
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Hey friends! It's Lindsey and Sepideh, your two salty neighbors, here to spill some tea. We're here to ask the questions you've been asking, like "Why does pizza hurt after 30," "Who is crypto currency," and "Why am I attracted to this." Subscribe to hear listener and autobiographical stories of the good, the bad, and the shameful.
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