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Who are you and what are you doing in my house!?

Hey friends! It's Lindsey and Sepideh, your two salty neighbors, here to spill some tea. We're here to ask the questions you've been asking, like \"Why does pizza hurt after 30,\" \"Who is crypto currency,\" and \"Why am I attracted to this.\" Subscribe to hear listener and autobiographical stories of the good, the bad, and the shameful.

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