Two Salty Broads
Two broads with a lot of opinions
Episodes
Apr 18, 2022
Apr 18, 2022
1hr 13 min
We spent all week reading erotica just for you, dear listener. This was pure, unadulterated... errr, research.
We uncover whether this new wave of erotic fiction is misunderstood masterpieces or just porn.
Books we read (if you want to follow along):
Your Dad Will Do, by Katee Robert
Ice Planet Barbarians, by Ruby Dixon
The Haunted Vagina, by Carlton Mellick III
I Banged A Vampire And He Didn't Sparkle Like The Bitches In Twilight, by Raven Blackbird
Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt, by Chuck Tingle
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, by Chuck Tingle
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Apr 11, 2022
Apr 11, 2022
44 min
What has been seen can never be unseen. Lindsey and Sepideh search the internet and discuss early online videos they had forgotten, and those they will never forget.
It's the good, the bad, and the MY EYES, MY EYES, WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!?
Want to follow along and see some of these videos? Tread carefully:
The End of Ze World
Badger Song (Badger badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom)
Powerthirst
Harry Potter Puppet Pals
Leave Britney Alone!
Happy Tree Friends - Eyes Cold Lemonade (Ep #33)
Evolution of Dance
Sneezing Panda
Dramatic Chipmunk
Relaxing Car Ride
Two Girls One Cup (WARNING! VERY GROSS)
Japanese sprayed with pepper in their ass
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Mar 28, 2022
Mar 28, 2022
58 min
Lindsey and Sepideh take a moment to reflect on how basic they really are. It's pumpkin spice, and everything nice on today's episode. Where did the term 'Basic Bitch' originate? What makes a bitch basic?
Tune in for answers and hear Sepideh try her hand at songwriting in an attempt to educate the masses on the art of being basic.
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Mar 21, 2022
Mar 21, 2022
1hr 2 min
It's another nighttime recording and the broads get weird as they address stigmas about periods. How did womb blood give women evil powers and how could it also be used as a love draft?
Sepideh and Lindsey lose it as they read bad advice on how to 'deal' with your menstruating loved one.
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Mar 14, 2022
Mar 14, 2022
46 min
The broads become unhinged as they discuss the languages of love. How do we give/accept love and how does it relate to Fiddler on the Roof?
If "I literally can't" was a podcast episode, this would be it.
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Mar 7, 2022
Mar 7, 2022
1hr 9 min
Have you ever watched a movie that caused you to spiral into an obsession? Well, we have. Tune in to hear about films that have impacted us to the point where we became "those" kids in high school.
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Feb 28, 2022
Feb 28, 2022
47 min
To bush or not to bush, that is the question.
In this hair-raising episode, Sepideh and Lindsey discuss the stare of their body hair, hair removal techniques, and even a live demo of what Lindsey would later call, "Flaccid, bringer of pain."
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Feb 21, 2022
Feb 21, 2022
1hr 5 min
Mirror mirror on the wall... has my prince fuck boy ghosted me? For he did not call.
In this episode, the broads take a deep dive into the lie in happily ever after. Who are the most toxic Disney relationships? How has this phrase affected current relationships today? Are there any good examples of 'Happily Ever After' and how do we achieve it? Why did Sepideh get in a fight at school over royal claims? Tune in and find out!
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Who are you and what are you doing in my house!?
Hey friends! It's Lindsey and Sepideh, your two salty neighbors, here to spill some tea. We're here to ask the questions you've been asking, like "Why does pizza hurt after 30," "Who is crypto currency," and "Why am I attracted to this." Subscribe to hear listener and autobiographical stories of the good, the bad, and the shameful.
So strap in and strap on.