Episodes
Monday May 09, 2022
Episode 15: Crash Bang Ow: The Injury Episode
Monday May 09, 2022
Monday May 09, 2022
Today's episode is brought to you by the words oopsie and ouchy. Lindsey and Sepideh discuss some of the dumbest ways they've been injured and how those injuries affect them to this day.
No class, burned ass, and impaled by toenails... anything goes on this scarring episode.
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Monday May 02, 2022
Episode 14: The Science of Fear
Monday May 02, 2022
Monday May 02, 2022
Darkness falls on this nighttime episode as Lindsey and Sepideh discuss the science behind our fears. What are rational vs. irrational fears and what does this have to do with raccoons and Lindsey's fight or flight response?
We're DYING to tell you.
Source:
The Science of Fear, by Daniel Gardner
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Sunday May 01, 2022
Episode 13: Celebrities we want to fight
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
Lindsey and Sepideh step into the ring and list celebrities that suck so much, they're willing to throw fists. Find out why Flo (from Progressive) has got to go.
Show Notes:
Gordon Ramsey Freaking Raw
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Monday Apr 18, 2022
Episode 12: Smut: Literary genius or a way to read porn by the poolside?
Monday Apr 18, 2022
Monday Apr 18, 2022
We spent all week reading erotica just for you, dear listener. This was pure, unadulterated... errr, research.
We uncover whether this new wave of erotic fiction is misunderstood masterpieces or just porn.
Books we read (if you want to follow along):
Your Dad Will Do, by Katee Robert
Ice Planet Barbarians, by Ruby Dixon
The Haunted Vagina, by Carlton Mellick III
I Banged A Vampire And He Didn't Sparkle Like The Bitches In Twilight, by Raven Blackbird
Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt, by Chuck Tingle
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol, by Chuck Tingle
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Monday Apr 11, 2022
Episode 11: Viral videos that tried to ruin our lives
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Monday Apr 11, 2022
What has been seen can never be unseen. Lindsey and Sepideh search the internet and discuss early online videos they had forgotten, and those they will never forget.
It's the good, the bad, and the MY EYES, MY EYES, WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!?
Want to follow along and see some of these videos? Tread carefully:
The End of Ze World
Badger Song (Badger badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom)
Powerthirst
Harry Potter Puppet Pals
Leave Britney Alone!
Happy Tree Friends - Eyes Cold Lemonade (Ep #33)
Evolution of Dance
Sneezing Panda
Dramatic Chipmunk
Relaxing Car Ride
Two Girls One Cup (WARNING! VERY GROSS)
Japanese sprayed with pepper in their ass
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Monday Mar 28, 2022
Episode 10: Help. I’m Basic and I Literally Can’t Even.
Monday Mar 28, 2022
Monday Mar 28, 2022
Lindsey and Sepideh take a moment to reflect on how basic they really are. It's pumpkin spice, and everything nice on today's episode. Where did the term 'Basic Bitch' originate? What makes a bitch basic?
Tune in for answers and hear Sepideh try her hand at songwriting in an attempt to educate the masses on the art of being basic.
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Monday Mar 21, 2022
Episode 9: Menstruation Frustration
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Monday Mar 21, 2022
It's another nighttime recording and the broads get weird as they address stigmas about periods. How did womb blood give women evil powers and how could it also be used as a love draft?
Sepideh and Lindsey lose it as they read bad advice on how to 'deal' with your menstruating loved one.
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Monday Mar 14, 2022
Episode 8: Love Languages: It’s all Greek to me
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
The broads become unhinged as they discuss the languages of love. How do we give/accept love and how does it relate to Fiddler on the Roof?
If "I literally can't" was a podcast episode, this would be it.
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Who are you and what are you doing in my house!?
Hey friends! It's Lindsey and Sepideh, your two salty neighbors, here to spill some tea. We're here to ask the questions you've been asking, like "Why does pizza hurt after 30," "Who is crypto currency," and "Why am I attracted to this." Subscribe to hear listener and autobiographical stories of the good, the bad, and the shameful.
So strap in and strap on.